Katulong: Sabi po in dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na…
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang o… Pero bakit naman butligs pa…..
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Amo: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay
Inday: off you go! under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!!!
Pulubi: oh! im so ashamed! such mancion of social climbing freaks!
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Sir : Inday, wala ma’m mo dun tayo sa kwarto..
Inday :What..?! are you nuts…?! For your information sir, I intend to reserve my virginity for the person I truly love! If you think Im easy to get cheap slut, we’ll you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because youre sooo Eeeewww…If I hear any filthy words coming from your mouth, I will not hesitate to take legal action!
Sir:Leche…Maarte ka…!!!
Inday: Joke lang…Sir naman.. Tara na sa taas..
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Waiter : Ano po order nila maam?
Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday,ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sautéed pork and chicken,boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts,with copious amount of garlic, onion and laurel,sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.
Amo: Iho, paorder daw ng adobo with rice..
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KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala pa rin siya! Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya..!
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TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman?
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.
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