F.B QUOTES 7

alam mo yung masaklap?

yun yung makita syang masaya kahit alam nyang nasasaktan ka na </3

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Ang tunay na lalaki, masungit. hindi sa girlfriend niya,

kundi sa mga babaeng malalandi na dapat iniiwasan niya dahil alam niyang magseselos at masasaktan ang girlfriend niya :D


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guluhin mo na ang lasing at bagong gising

wag lang ang nag te tetris XD

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Many people are now obsessed with letter "C"

- Cellphone
- Computer
- Crush
- Credit card
- Car
- Cash
- Condo
- Career

But don't forget to reflect on the real meaning of "C"

"CHRIST"

Who can give everything we need and desire in life!


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HINDI KITA IIWAN.

ang pinaka gasgas na kasinungalingan.

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Wag kang masyadong magpapadala sa mga kaSWEETAN niya, 


dahil sa umpisa lang yan =))


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Di porket Boyfriend mo ang EX ko,

ay kasing Ganda mo na ako. >:)) 

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BOY: ang problema sa'yo, lahat pinagseselosan mo!


GIRL: ang problema kasi sa'yo lahat nilalandi mo! 

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mahirap KUMALMA,


lalo na kapag SELOS na SELOS ka na.

tama naman diba?  

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alam mong TAKEN NA , dinidikitan mo pa?
tanong ko lang,


HIGAD KA BA? 



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wag ka magalit kung hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo, kasi may mga tao ding mahal ka, pero hindi mo mahal. patas lang :3

/sorry -.-" 

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Di ko man kayang ibigay lahat sayo

Iingatan naman kita hangga't kaya ko :) 


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alam mo ba yung feeling kapag nalaman mo na MAY IBA NG MAHAL UNG TAONG MAHAL MO?

para ka lang nahulog sa 100th floor ng building at lumagapak ka sa kalsada at nasagasaan ka ng rumaragasa-humaharurot na dumptruck!

at sa kasawiang palad. BUHAY KA PA! </3
ramdam ko to. lalalalala~ 


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Walang tamang dahilan kung bakit mo minahal ang isang tao dahil ang tunay na pag-ibig ay walang batayan. ✓ check! 

gaad, never say "That won't happen to me". Life has a funny way of proving us wrong. swear! :3 

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bat yung mga tao, excited gumawa ng mali?

hindi pa nga okay sa isa. gagawa na naman ng bago XD

bat ganun? 


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Kung nagmamahal ka ng dalawa,

Bakit hindi mo pa gawing tatlo? apat? lima?

NAHIHIYA KA? NAHIYA KA? MAHIYA KA. ULUL. 

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Ang tunay na lalaki, nilalambing ang mahal niya ‘pag nagtatampo ito. Hindi siya gago na magtatampo rin at papaabutin pa ang isang simpleng tampo sa malalang away. 



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Hindi mo naman kailangang mahirapan, 

minsan kasi ayaw mo lang talaga BITAWAN kaya lalo ka lang nasasaktan. 

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hindi nmn ako mapiling tao,

sadyang nghahanap lng ako ng marunong makuntento :)) 



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Wag mo ngang ipagsiksikan ang sarili mo sakanya!

Sakin ka kaya KASYA :"> ♥ 


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Hindi mo naman kailangang ikutin ang buong mundo para makita ang taong mamahalin mo e.
.
Daan ka lang sa bahay, andun ako. ♥ 
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hanapin mo yung taong nakalaan sayo,

hindi yung pati akin aagawin mo </3 


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F.B QUOTES 6

AKO + IKAW = DREAM COME TRUE :) ♥ .

IKAW + SIYA = GERA NA TOH ! :/

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Ayaw kong malaman mo na may gusto ako sayo, 

baka kapag malaman mo iiwasan mo ko :(

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Yung feeling na sobrang miss mo siya, 


pero siya nag e-enjoy habang wala ka :'(

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sino ba ang teacher mo?

paki sabing turuan ka na mahalin ako :( 


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AMININ MO

GUMAGANDA ANG TULOG AT GISING MO KAPAG SINASABI NIYA SAYONG MAHAL KA NIYA :"> DIBA? :> 


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Ang babae, kahit inlove, DENY ng DENY

Ang lalake, kahit walang gusto, ILOVEYOU ng ILOVEYOU XD 

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Ang LALAKE, parang babae. 

Kailangan din ng RESPETO.

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Sino nga ba naman ang gaganahang MAGMAHAL,

kung sa panahon ngayon uso na ang LOKOHAN? 

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The reason why people start taking you for granted is because you are starting to give too much. 

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Ang isa sa mga ayoko sa'yo

ung SOBRA SOBRA KITANG NAMIMISS :( 

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Kung talagang mahal mo ang isang tao, 

hindi mo hahanapin sa ibang tao ang mga pagkukulang niya sa'yo. 

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Alam mo, para kang SINE

Kasi ikaw lang ang SINE-seryoso ko. 



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natatawa ako sa mga ex ko

sabi kasi nila:

mamamatay daw sila pag nawala ako,
pero nung iniwan naman nila ko

hindi naman sila namatay.

nubayan, 

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Matino akong tao.

Pero BAKIT kapag pumasok ka sa isip ko, nababaliw ako! >:)) 

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Paano ko ibibigay ang buong TIWALA ko kung sa simpleng bagay lang 

niloloko mo pa ko. 


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GF: BABE SAN KA PUNTA?

BF: SA BAR IINOM LANG.

GF: ETO OH BEER!

BF: SA BAR MALAMIG!

GF: ETO LAGYAN KO NG ICE!

BF :SA BAR MASARAP PULUTAN!

GF :ETO PINAGLUTO KITA!

BF :SA BAR MAY KONTING MURAHAN GANYAN!

GF :EH PUTANG INA INUMIN MO TONG INANG BEER NA TO AT ITONG TINARANTADONG PULUTAN DAHIL DI KA LALABAS NG BAHAY! GAGO!

BF :sabi ko nga andito na lahat. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

kala mo ah :3 

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Einstein and his professor

A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has

with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you Believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

ProfessorIs GOD Good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.

But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.

Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . . .

Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor: Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.

Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?

Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Professor: Yet you still Believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor: Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn't.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,

a Little Heat or No Heat.

But we don't have anything called Cold.

We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.

There is no such thing as Cold.

Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.

We cannot Measure Cold.

Heat is Energy.

Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?

Student : You're wrong again, sir.

Darkness is the Absence of Something

You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .

But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it?

In reality, Darkness isn't.

If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.

You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.

You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.

Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.

It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that

Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.

Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and

Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,

Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?

Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .

No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says that You have No Brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !

The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.

That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .

You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you?

Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH.

That student was Einstein.