PUPIL: maroon!
Teacher:anybody else?
NGONGO: Mlue, Mlawn,Mlack,Mink,Maiolet.
Teacher: melly ngud..
malakmakan!
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6 senses of kissing.
Sense of Smack.
Sense of Torrid.
Sense of Gigil.
Sense of Hawak.
Sense of Libog.
Eh ano yong pang anim?
Absense! Wala ng CLOTHES.
Hahaha
Good Afternoon!!
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GF and BF talking:
BF: babes, 143... :)
GF: unsa na?
BF: I LOVE YOU... :)
GF: wow! 235...
BF: huh? unsa mana?
GF: ES TOR YAHEE!
HAHAHA!
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hnhnap ng mga NPA cna Juan, pedro @ bertingNgtago cla s sako sa bodega ng kamote
NPA: san n kaya cla? bka nagttgo lng ang mga yun d2
Sinipa ang sako 1
J: meow2x
NPa: Pusa lang pala
Sinipa ang sako 2
P: arf !2x
NPA: aso lang pala
Sinipa pang sako 3
B; tahimik walang reaksyon
Sinipa ulit yung sako 3
B: wala ulit reaksyon
Sinipa ng sinipa ang sako 3
B: tang ina naman oh!! kamote ako..
wala akong sound!
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sabi ng hangin mabait ka dawsabi ng dagat malambing ka daw
sabi ng ilog at bundok cute ka daw
tama nga ang hinala ko...
sira na ang kalikasan
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An ambitious NURSE INTERN in a tertiary hospitaldialled canteen
and shouted: " get me a cup of coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other line said" "You fool!
youve dialled
the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to?
im the Chief nurse of this hospital, you idiot!"
The intern shouted back " and you know who
are talking to you bitch?"
Chief Nurse: No!
Intern: Thank God!(hung up)
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hindi lahat ng batang naka-bag ay nagaaral..ung iba..
naglalakwatsa lang..
tulad ni...
DORA ang lakwatserang negra...
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One day there were 3 kids there name is NOBODY, SOMEBODY, and CRAZY.One day Somebody killed nobody because somebody is jealous of nobody......
CRAZY: Why did you kill nobody?!
SOMEBODY:Because im jealous!
Crazy called the police....
CRAZY: HELLO! police! Somebody KILLED NOBODY!!
POLICE : Are you crazy!!!
CRAZY: YES! IM CRAZY how did you know??!
Haha... sheyt..
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isang araw nahuli ng anak ang magulang habang nagsesexanak: ma bakit po tumatalbog kayo sa ibabaw ni daddy?
Ina: wla anak, pinaliliit ko lang ang tiyan ni daddy
anak: wa epek yan.. kasi hinihipan ulit ni yaya
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BOY:dba matalino ka?GIRL: Oo Naman.
BOY: Eh bakit hndi mo ako kayang sagutin?
(Haha! Naks.. Pero w8 meron pa)
GIRL:Kasi nga matalino ako, at alam kong hndi ikaw ang tamang sagot..
hmm?
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pasahero: Boss jollibee.Driver: Di ako si jollibee.
Pasahero: Hindi. magkano sa jollibee?
...
Driver: Depende sa value meal
Pasahero: Pucha! Magkano ho pamasahe sa jollibee?
Driver: Ang alam ko po walang masahista dun.
Pasahero: Anak ng? Magkano ibabayad ko hanggang jollibee?
Driver: Ay lampas na ho tayo.
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Kung bagyo sya at sinalanta ang puso mo , wag kang mag-alala.
andito ako para maging EVACUATION CENTER mo. ♥
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A g0rge0us lady was sitin al0ne n a bar.Guy:hi der!
D lady ign0red him.
G:u caught my a10ti0n as i enter d bar,is it ok 2 get ur #?
L:f u hav a BMW,A hauz n borcay,milli0ns of peso bnk acct n 7inches penis,den u cn get my #.
but i ges u dnt hav it so d answr s n0!
G:i dnt hve ol dos, i juz hav a FERRARI, ISLAND n palwan, biLi0n doLar bank acct. n excuse me,
i w0nt cut 2inches of my penis juz 4 ur #
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ANGELINA: Look yaya oh, may dugo sa daliri ko...YAYA: ay wawa nman c angelina ko! halika sipsipin q ang dugo. Ayan wla ng dugo. Bkit ka ba nasugatan ha bata ka? ang likot likot mo kasi.
ANGELINA: watever yaya. hu told u ba na nasugatan me? I make tiris tiris lng nman of the kuto of a dog and u put 8 into my kamay and u make sipsip. Yuck yaya! u're so tanga! u're such a loser!
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Tcher:ok claz, rleson 4 2dy s
abwt planets.
Earth s d 3rd
planet frm d Sun.Nw,wat s nxt 2 Mercury?
boknoy: murag
Rose Pharmacy
mn tingali mam!d lng q sure ha!
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Nagtanong ang teacher kay juanTeacher:juan anung hayop ang nagsisimula sa letter k
Juan:mam kuto po
Teacher:hindi!! nagtatapos ito sa letter w
Juan:mam alam ko na kutow
Teacher:hindi!! Pang lupa ito
Juan:mam alam ko na po kutow lupa
Teacher:hindi!! May sungay toh
Juan:mam dimonyong kutow
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dalawang mag x nagkita..x bf: ui..mzta na luvlyf?
girl: e2..parang 'yang gf mo....
...hindi maganda!
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